So I’m officially calling this “oncology week”. This past Tuesday and Thursday I met with cancer doctors—oncologists—and got a pretty good idea of what lies ahead. On Tuesday I met with a doctor and he performed a tumor marker test and looked over my CT and bone scan results. He explained to my parents and me that there are three possible treatment methods: observation, surgery, and adjuvant chemotherapy. Considering the type and aggressiveness of my cancer, he suggested I follow the chemo path.
This was basically all we got out of him. The doctor seemed very pleasant and I don’t question his acumen. But I feel, and I know my parents are on the same page as me on this one, that we want to deal with someone more professional and forthcoming. The waiting room’s pea-green paint job and oscillating wall-mounted fan, the doctor’s dress shirt that could have been buttoned up one more button, and his general casualness didn’t bode well with us.
On Thursday, however, I think we met our man. This doctor works in a cancer center and his waiting room is replete with couches, tables, good magazines, and a “patient library”. This doctor read my test results and took the CDs (the CDs of my scans) to look them over himself, ensuring the accuracy of the radiologist’s work. He sat down with us, drew diagrams, and fielded all the questions we could conjure up– a perfect stew of professionalism and light-heartedness.
So what exactly is happening? Well, as I mentioned above, there are three treatment options. And all three options have an ultimate cure rate of 98%. The first treatment option is observation. As its name implies, one observes their health for the foreseeable future. This entails having CT scans and tumor marker readings every two months, and keeping your fingers crossed nothing pops up. This option carries a 20% chance that the cancer will come back. The most common place for the cancer to reoccur is in the lymph nodes or the lungs. The second option is surgery, or more specifically, a retroperitoneal lymph node dissection (RPLND). Testicular cancer typically spreads through the lymph nodes located behind the major organs in the belly (the retroperitoneal lymph nodes) and spreads upward toward the lungs and brain. This surgery removes these lymph nodes, making it virtually impossible for it to spread. The crux, however, is that this surgery is highly delicate and requires serious expertise. There are countless nerves surrounding this part of your body and if the surgeon isn’t careful, the effects are consequential. Among them: retrograde ejaculation. This is where one ejaculates and the sperm ends up in the bladder. If having one ball weren’t enough, this would certainly kill my chances of making it big in the porn industry. Lastly, there’s adjuvant chemotherapy. The idea behind adjuvant chemotherapy is that the chemo drugs are more effective after the primary tumor is removed. And as I mentioned in previous posts, the primary tumor (the cancerous testicle) has been removed. Chemotherapy reduces the chances of a reoccurrence to roughly 3%.
Chemotherapy regimens are referred to in acronym form. The type of chemo cocktail I will have is BEP: Bleomycin, Etoposide, and Cisplatin (which contains platinum complexes, hence the “P” in BEP). I will need one or two cycles. A cycle consists of one week of treatment (Monday through Friday, roughly 4 hours a day), then a treatment session the following two Mondays. So seven total treatments in a three-week period.
Anyway, I feel this post has been too wonky so I dare not be a bore any longer. I’ll post more later…